1. I do not like to cuddle, at least not for long. You�re hot. You�re sweaty. I need air, baby. Don�t take it personally. I like you and everything. I just also like to breathe while I sleep.

2. I have lived in my apartment for ten months and still have not unpacked completely.

3. I need to hang out at a bar and throw darts with my buddies at least once every two weeks and I don�t understand why you have no friends of your own you can hang out with for the night. You know - without me, for once.

4. Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, both Godfathers and The Tao of Steve are all on my list of favorite movies.

5. I like to grab my crotch and say �I got your (fill in the blank) right here, baby!�

6. I can belch at will.

7. I live for Shark Week on the Discovery channel.

8. I love all those �cold case file� and forensic shows on t.v.

9. I wait until every last pair of my underwear is dirty before I do laundry. Same concept behind dirty forks and doing the dishes.

10. I�ve had only one relationship that lasted longer than three months (and I�m 36 years old).

11. If it itches, I scratch it and I don�t really care who�s around.

12. Although I had no problem speaking in coherent sentences when I met the members of U2, I was struck dumb in the face of Dominique Wilkins.

13. I really like my car�no, really.

14. I like to use the toast, �Here�s to swimmin� with bow-legged women� and actually find the prospect of such a dip quite intriguing.

15. I can fire a hand gun and I have really swell aim.

16. Occasionally, I like to look through Penthouse and Playboy magazines. Only for the articles, of course.

17. Sometimes, I just don�t wanna talk about it.

18. I like to tell people how to solve their problems. If I�m just listening (which is what most people are really after), I feel ineffectual.

19. I have a severe case of potty mouth.

20. I never want to get married.

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