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Tuesday, Dec. 03, 2002I am a dork
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Goofy things I did today: 1. While brushing my teeth, I somehow managed to poke myself in the left eye with my toothbrush - completely covered in minty-freshness, of course. So my eye has been minty-fresh all day. 2. I pert-near pulled down my pants in the hallway here at work. Explanation: Sometimes when I'm at home and I really need to make it to the potty in a hurry, I will begin to unzip, unbutton and otherwise undress myself on the way to the bathroom. This way, when I finally do get to the actual toilet, I'm already half-way prepared to sit down and do my bidness. You know, this is admissable at home because I live alone and who then really cares if I show a bit of panty prematurley, right? Well, it's become apparent that one should really remember when one is at home; otherwise one should make an effort to curb one's habit of unbuttoning before one actually gets to the bathroom... |