John didn't come... down (or go down, yuk-yuk) last weekend (boy howdy that one little sentence is just chalk-full of puns, ain't it?). Anyway, so yes, I am horny as all hell. I'm working on a different little writing bit and all I can think about is his mouth and his manhood*.

I'm wearing a skirt today; which means I'm wearing panty hose; which means there is but a brief layer of fabric between my nether regions and my chair because I have a strong aversion to panties. I'll be lucky if I get out of here without leaving a puddle on my chair.

You'd think I were joking about this, wouldn't you?

*By the way - who in all creation came up with the hoaky expression "his manhood"? It just makes me pee my pants with laughter. :)

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