1. Are you an innie or an outie?

- Innie.

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?

- Yes.

3. Have you ever written a song?

- Yes, many.

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?

- Nope. I have three cents on my person at the present time.

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?

- Yes, but not intentionally.

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?

- Yes. And I proved that they did NOT stink.

7. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?

- Nope. Hate catsup no matter where it is � on, beside, anywhere near the vicinity of my fries (or anything else for that matter).

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

- Why yes; yes I can

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?

- Nope. I was a Campfire Girl.

10. Have you ever broken a mirror?

- Yes, and by just looking in to it�I�m kidding. No.

11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?

- Good God, NO!

12. What is your biggest pet peeve?

- Rudeness. Or someone telling me to shut up. Or people who wont let you merge into their lane on the freeway. Or people who don�t know HOW to merge into another lane on the freeway. Or�well Jesus, I could go on all day.

13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?

- Hell no! I hate slurping and slurpers. Add this to my list of pet peeves.

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?

- Yes. Still do - as often as possible..

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?

- Neither.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

- Yes.

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?

- I don�t ask specifically, but I usually end up with plastic.

18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.

- False.

19. Did you have a baby blanket?

- I did, and for far too long.

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?

- Well, I cut parts of my own hair. I gave myself a Mohawk when I was in my teens.

21. Have you ever sleepwalked?

- No. Sleep-beat-up-my-boyfriend, yes, but I was never walking while doing so.

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?

- Uh�not that I recall.

23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?

- No! Don�t even mention it! That totally freaks me out!

24. Are you double jointed?

- Yes�*ahem*.

25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?

- 237.

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?

- Uh�not that I recall.

27. Have you ever thrown up after a roller coaster ride?

- No, but I have been tempted.

28. What is your dream car?

- Lately it�s been a Mercedes Kompressor convertible.

29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?

- Most Warner Bros. Cartoons will suffice, but I really love the classic Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd gems.

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?

- Have we not heard of my shark phobia? Because if we had, we would never have asked the ikss this extremely silly question

� 31. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?

- Uh�not that I recall.

32. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?

- Assuming the windows are not down, I would attempt to break one of them prior to going under water (at which time, I presume, breaking the window would no longer be an option, taking water pressure in to consideration). I would then hope that these are manual windows and I could just open one of them. Assuming neither of these things worked, I would pray.

33. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

- Nope.

34. Can you pick something up with your toes?

- Yes, but only little things. I try to perform sexual acts with my toes on occasion, but usually fail to do so. It�s funny while I try, though.. .

35. How many remote controls do you have in your house?

- Two that I actually use regularly, but four all told.

36. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?

- Not since High School.

37. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?

- Six.

38. How many foreign countries have you visited?

- Three, so far.

39. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?

- Not just for a medal, no.

40. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?

- Poor and happy. You know � kinda like now, only happier.

41. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?

- I'd stay still and let someone pull me out, as one is supposed to do in quick sand�and again, I�d pray.

42. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?

- Yes.

43. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?

- I used to buy them all the time, as a kid.

44. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?

- Alice. First of all, my life often seems like some wacked out acid trip; secondly, I very often �give myself very good advice, but I very rarely follow it��

45. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?

- Crayons. No ants.

46. Do you prefer light or dark bread?

- Dark, as a rule.

47. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?

- Scrambled.

48. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?

- Yes. And on my way to work, to boot.

49. Do you talk in your sleep?

- Uh�not that I�m aware of�unless screaming counts. Does screaming count? If so, yes.

50. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?

- Mow the lawn, although in all fairness I�ve never even attempted to shovel snow and so may love it and just not know that I do.

51. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?

- I�d rather be bitten. Being squeezed to death just does NOT sound like fun..

52. Have you ever played in the rain?

- Whenever possible.

53. Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?

- The bear.

54. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?

- No, but I might bake cookies for the person who did.

55. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

- Probably.

56. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke?

- Coke.

57. What's your favorite number?

- 3, 10, 13, 23, 32,

58. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?

- Sports car.

59. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?

- �Accidentally�? No.

60. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?

- Well, I would try not to, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

61. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?

- Yes. I was in New Mexico at the time.

62. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?

- Regular. It smells like raspberries.

63. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?

- Not my house, no. My parent�s house, yes.

64. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?

- Gee, either sounds divine. owever, I think one might have a longer career as a Simpsons voice..

65. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?

- Paul Newman.

66. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?

- Yes. I used to do that as a kid, while on school field trips.

67. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?

- A huge nose.

68. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?

- Yes. In fact, I probably do.

69. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?

- No.

70. Have you ever returned a gift?

- Yes.

71. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?

- I haven�t done so, as of yet, but that doesn�t mean I wouldn�t I guess...Maybe if I was absolutely positive that there was no way the two twains would �er meet.

72. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?

- Field and Track events.

73. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

- Probably about 50�oh wait, are we counting boots?

74. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?

- No.

75. Do you sing in the car?

- Oh hell, yeah! I am that weird girl in the car next to you who is rocking out, singing at the top of her lungs and probably playing �percussion� on her dash board.

76. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?

- Hello! Honey.

77. What is your favorite breed of dog?

- Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever, German Shepherd, Huskie, numerous others.

78. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?

- Yes.

79. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?

- Well, I have no idea what a Stingray is, but I think I�m safe in saying a Mountain Bike.

80. What is your least favorite fruit?

- most types of melon (except watermelon).

81. What kind of fruit have you never had?

- Cactus fruit.

82. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?

- Nordstrom, even though that wouldn�t buy much at Nordstrom.

83. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?

- Who the fuck knows?

84. Are/were you a good student?

- I am, but wasn�t until college.

85. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?

- Most of them.

86. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?

- I�ve always thought the Air Force is cool, but I think those flights might make me a tad vomitous, so I�ll say the Navy.

87. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?

- Hell yeah, baby!

88. What do you think is your best feature?

- My big heart and my sense of humor.

89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?

- Frankly, I�d almost be embarrassed to win a Grammy, but it would be for Rock and Roll�maybe folk, I guess.

90. What is your favorite season?

- Fall.

91. How many members do you have in your immediate family?

- Including me, eight

92. Which of the five senses is most important to you?

- Ooh�they�re all important. I can�t pick.

93. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?

- Singer. I can�t draw or paint to save my life, sadly.

94. How many years will/did you end up going to college?

- I�m still going and we�re working on seventeen years, here.

95. Have you ever had surgery?

- Yes, but for nothing terribly serious.

96. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?

- Football player�cuz then I�d get to hang out with all of those dudes in the tight pants (oh and not as many of them would be gay as in Skating).

97. What do you like to collect?

- John and I collect smashed pennies from everywhere we go together.

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