The Seven Deadly Sins

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with?

- Aside from myself?

Does irritation constitute anger? Cuz really, I�ve been irritated with a lot of people (mostly at work), but truly angry? Uh�jeez, I don�t even remember. It was probably John, though.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

- my cleavage

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

- If he deserved it, yes.

4. How about of the same sex?

- If she deserved it, yes. However, please keep in mind that I in no way advocate physical violence against a member of any sex. I�m just sayin� I wouldn�t put it past me.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

- Sondra�well, far as I know she was the last one.

6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily

- I let go easily�probably too easily.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?

- Eat vegetables

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

- sheesh�uh�some time in the evening.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

- Suzi Green

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

- �I forgot.� I say that a lot�it�s always true, but it�s also always lame.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?

- Oh sure.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

- Yesterday

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

- I didn�t. Of course, that doesn�t mean I got out of bed when my alarm went off, but I didn�t hit the snooze.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

- Raspberry smoothie from pretty much anywhere or Starbucks Hot Chocolate

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

- White meat

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event

- Well, I have no idea. The fact that I can�t remember should give you at least some indication, though.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

- Kind of�I never joined Weight Watchers, but I stole all of the information from someone who was actually paying dues and going to meetings. I guess that�s close enough.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

- Many of them.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

- Salty and spicy.

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "Lunch"?

- Well no, but probably only because I haven�t had many house pets.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

- I honestly have lost count.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

- See #1

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

- Pert near daily.

4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

- Depends on the person of my gender choice. What�s nice on one person might not be nice on someone else.

5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

- uh�no.

6. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a prostitute and propositioned you?

- No, but it�s happened to people I know.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

- HAD to? No.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?

- Two

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

- Lately, anything having to do with home decorating.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

- Buy a home and travel.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

- Rich

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

- This would distinguish itself from my present job because I�d be making megabucks, right?

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

- Yes

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

- Actually, I have none.

PRIDE

1. What's the one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

- Overcome some emotional obstacles in a more healthy way than I would have imagined.

2. What's the one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

- Uh�I think they�re just pleased I that I have a job and am living on my own.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

- There is a list of things. I guess the most immediate would be to form a new band.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

- Not usually.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

- Yes.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

- Yes. The only thing that keeps me from cheating at Solitaire is playing it on my computer.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

- Today, getting out of bed was a huge accomplishment.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends� would you most want to have for your own?

- One of several pieces of Barbara�s furniture.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

- Either Linda or Amy or both.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

- Hmm�I really don�t think I�d want to be someone completely different.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

- Not that I know of.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

- Oh, hell yes!

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

- Normal hair

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

- Not particularly, but it was fun anyway.

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

- Favorite as in �most fun� would be Lust

- Favorite as in �biggest problem for me� would be Sloth

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