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Why Men Are Just Happier People! � What do you expect from such simple creatures?! � Your last name stays put. � The garage is all yours. � Wedding plans take care of themselves. � Chocolate is just another snack. � You can be president. � You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. � Car mechanics tell you the truth. � The world is your urinal. � You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. � Same work, more pay. � Wrinkles add character. � Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. � People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. � The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. � New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. � One mood, ALL the time. � Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. � You know stuff about tanks. � A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. � You can open all your own jars. � You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. � If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. � Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. � Everything on your face stays its original color. � Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. � You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. � You almost never have strap problems in public. � You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. � The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. � You don't have to shave below your neck. � Your belly usually hides your big hips. � One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. � You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. � You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. � You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. |