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"We have not inherited the world from our forfathers -
We have borrowed it from our children."
--Kashmiri, proverb
For those of you who don�t know (or just don�t care to remember), I was this close to being on the Real World, San Francisco oh those many moons ago. In truth, I was a year older than their age limit at the time, and that was what they used as their reason for not putting me on the show. I don�t know that I believe them because were that the case, why oh why would they put me through so many videotaped interviews and stressful weeks of awaiting their final decision? Anyway, the end result is still the same � they cast that insipid and entirely lame Cory instead.

Color me flabbergasted.

Anyway, in the years shortly thereafter, I had many a reason to be thankful for not being cast on The Real World (and not just because I would surely have killed Puck before we got the chance to throw him out of the house and therefore would be writing this from prison right now). However, now that I am completely addicted to every season of the Real World/Road Rules Challenges, I must say...

Man, I would have kicked me some ass on these shows!

As an added bonus, no matter our age difference, I surely would have molested that cute-as-all-git-out Theo from Road Rules on at least a couple of occasions (oh, what a nice body that boy has). And you know how Mtv loves the sexual escapades.

And that stinkin� Cory never even shows up for any Real World-related activity, let alone the challenges.

Sheesh. Mtv will never know what a jewel they lost in me.

Speaking of highly-inappropriate-lusting-after-reality-television-cast-members-whom-I-shall-never-actually-meet-in-real-life, do you know that I still have lustful thoughts about Matt Springer? He actually pops in to my brain on a regular basis and I totally wish they would repeat that friggin� show so I could get some last looks at his deliciousness. Delicitude? Whatever. I lust for him and he�s not even on t.v. anymore, for Pete�s sake.

I so need a life.



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